{"id":3079,"date":"2015-05-12T20:04:04","date_gmt":"2015-05-13T00:04:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/healwritenow.com\/?p=3079"},"modified":"2015-05-13T06:15:41","modified_gmt":"2015-05-13T10:15:41","slug":"kiss-my-cellulite-covered-as","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/healwritenow.com\/kiss-my-cellulite-covered-as\/","title":{"rendered":"Kiss My Cellulite-Covered A*s! I’m Going to Try"},"content":{"rendered":"

I\u2019m coming out with my cellulite-covered bottom half.\u00a0In my bedroom, at the beach and at yoga class.<\/h3>\n

Yup, it\u2019s happening.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m tired of hiding my cellulite from myself and others. I\u2019ve got it and have since I was 12. Three plus decades later it\u2019s probably not going anywhere. I think it\u2019s safe to admit that.<\/p>\n

It would be a lie to say, \u201cI love my sweet adorable and dimply thighs.\u201d I aspire to that level of self-love. I\u2019m not there.<\/p>\n

I feel self-conscious when my thigh skin shows or really any skin above the shins.<\/p>\n

It looks like the blender broke in the middle of making mashed potatoes and someone super glued the remains to my ass and legs.<\/p>\n

Do I love the look?<\/p>\n

I do not.<\/p>\n

But I\u2019m tired of avoiding\u00a0swimming, walking in shorts, biking or paddle boarding. So make peace with the texture I must. Hey, even\u00a0cranberry sauce isn\u2019t always all smooth and shiny unless you get it sliding out of the can. Sometimes the homemade kind is messier and filled with chunks and peel\u2014even if it\u2019s organic.<\/p>\n

Sometimes, that\u2019s just life\u2014the price of being real.<\/p>\n

My dimples can\u2019t be exfoliated, tanned or even weight-lifted off. Read more…<\/a>\u00a0\"feel<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I\u2019m coming out with my cellulite-covered bottom half.\u00a0In my bedroom, at the beach and at yoga class. Yup, it\u2019s happening. I\u2019m tired of hiding my cellulite from myself and others. I\u2019ve got it and have since I was 12. Three plus decades later it\u2019s probably not going anywhere. I think it\u2019s safe to admit that. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3081,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[40],"tags":[190,191],"yoast_head":"\nKiss My Cellulite-Covered A*s! 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